dreams can come true

now i can poop my pants and promote freedom!what an age we live in! it keeps embarrasing odors inside, preventing anyone who may be around you and not, for some reason, in a suit like this from smelling your poop. or pee.



i really need my bike to show up.

who's driving the best selling car of 1986? this guy.

lessons in co.

things learned thus far
1. vacuuming is fun
1.5 dusting is alright*
2. public libraries attract freaks(not me though i'm normal and here to use internets)
3. everyone in boulder drives an audi
4. ether-based jokes are funny out here too



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