Saturday, July 5, 2008

fdas

1.5 hours today, 45 minutes yesterday. felt like a turd both days, though perhaps a bit less turdish today. i guess the moral is don't take 10 days off then come to boulder(BRAH) and expect to feel alright.

i think that bill van every and my father were at the same motorcycle rally. i'm not sure if there is deeper meaning here, perhaps the type that could cause an existential crisis, or if i should just leave this be.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

people who can shut up

1. carson coatney
2. the guy sitting next to me in the library with tourette's syndrome

they are not the same person, believe it or not.

Monday, June 30, 2008

dreams can come true

now i can poop my pants and promote freedom!what an age we live in! it keeps embarrasing odors inside, preventing anyone who may be around you and not, for some reason, in a suit like this from smelling your poop. or pee.



i really need my bike to show up.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Saturday, June 28, 2008

lessons in co.

things learned thus far
1. vacuuming is fun
1.5 dusting is alright*
2. public libraries attract freaks(not me though i'm normal and here to use internets)
3. everyone in boulder drives an audi
4. ether-based jokes are funny out here too



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Saturday, January 12, 2008